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A farmer instead of keeping SCARE CROW in his farm kept photo of RAJNIKANT . u cant imagine what happened, Birds were bringing back grains taken last year:-)

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Dis story is al abt wen i ws in 2nd std. I was caught talkng in clas n My Teachr askd me 2 writ "I WONT TALK IN CLASS" 50 tims on d board, i went dr & wrote.. . . . . void main() { int i; for(i=1;i<=50;i++) printf("/n I WONT TALK IN CLASS"); } Born brilliant but FORCED 2 STUDYB-) wat a fate horrible..B-)

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Teacher: If u gv 100rs to ur friend, but he needs only 50rs, so hw much will he return u? Student: Nthn. Teacher: u don't kno maths! Student: u don't kno my friends..! :-P:-P

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Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni khushi bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

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“Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.”

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“Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.”

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A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.

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