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dad,how was i born? Welllll, son first your mother and i got together on facebook and set up a date via email. we met up at myspace and she agreed to download data from my pen drive, but right when i was about to transfer we realized that none of us had installed a firewall. it was too late to hit delete so nine months later a pop up window appeared saying you"ve got a male. ?
A man had a terrible road accident. His wife was called to the hospital. The Surgeon said his brain is permanently damaged there is nothing we can do. However we can put a new donor brain in if you are willing to pay. She said what would it cost? He said well it depned what you choose. We have a Policeman brain for $700. An accountants barin for $1600. Or we have a McDonald managers brain for $2500!! She said why does the Mc Donald Managers brain cost so much? The Surgeon said `Well its like new, never been ussed!!!
