Archive for 2011-07-03

A true friend is the one who sees the Pain the you're eyes while every one else believe the Smile on you're face :-)

Most common lie of all time ... " i'm fine " Like this if you agree

“hey is it dead ? ” “I donno ” “ Poke It ”

If nothing last for ever ... can i be you're nothing ? :-*

Wife: What are you doing? Husband: Nothing. Wife: Nothing...? Youve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour. Husband: I was looking for the expiry date.

I love each stupid buddy of mine ... coz life is hell without them and hell is heaven if we are together.. :-)

3 Things i want in a relationship ♥ : 1. Eyes that don't cry 2. Lips that don't lie 3. Love that don't die

“Okay , Just gonna check Facebook ONE MORE TIME then ill start studying ”

Without ME, it’s just AWESO.

Kids who are turning 13 these days tell themselves "hey, im old enough to join facebook today!" Like 18 yearold telling "hey, im old enough to join a porn site!!!" ;-)

Evolution

Goolge + Slapping Facebook

hey hey ~ !

Innocence : A girl of LKG standard started Praying on new year eve.... "Dear Lord in the new year please send some clothes 4 the poor ladies who are in my BROTHER's Laptop" :-P :^D

3 Chinese friends Bu, Chu & Fu went to USA. they had to americanize their names. Bu became Buck , Chu became Chuck and Fu decided to goback to China ;-)

Tintu in Library:- Give the book .. *Psyco-The RAPIST* .. Librarian (after searching) :- Idiot , That books name is ... Psycotherapist..!!!

I asked my heart wat is the difference between Love and Friendship ~!......Heart replied .... My work is to supply blood .. Don't ask me out of syllabus questions... ;-)

Funny Cat :P

A man had a terrible road accident. His wife was called to the hospital. The Surgeon said his brain is permanently damaged there is nothing we can do. However we can put a new donor brain in if you are willing to pay. She said what would it cost? He said well it depned what you choose. We have a Policeman brain for $700. An accountants barin for $1600. Or we have a McDonald managers brain for $2500!! She said why does the Mc Donald Managers brain cost so much? The Surgeon said `Well its like new, never been ussed!!!

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them.- Henry David Thoreau

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true.- Leon J. Suenes

Life has no smooth road for any of us; and in the bracing atmosphere of a high aim the very roughness stimulates the climber to steadier steps, till the legend, over steep ways to the stars, fulfills itself. - W. C. Doane

Q:What Do You Do When A Blond Throws A Hand Grenade At You? Ans: Pull The Pin And Throw It Back

Life is a oneway road, where you can see back but cant Go back.

Nthng in d wrld iz more xpencv than havin a glfrnd who is totally free on weekends =P

Every1 wants others to undrstand their feelings. But no one wants to undrstand what others feel... ♠

"Money Can't Buy Happiness" actualy it can give me some and watch me smile =]

Girl:hey I've Got Two Words 2 Say Boy:wht? Girl:I LOVE YOU Boy:huh...isn't That 3 Wrds!? Girl:No! Coz "YOU" And "I" Are 1!